Popcorn vs Kernel

5 Popcorns = Must see!
4 Popcorns = You'll probably like it.
3 Popcorns = Go in the morning when there are cheaper ticket prices.
2 Popcorns = Maybe rent it.
1 Popcorn = Wait for a friend to rent it and watch it with them.
Kernel = Don't see it at all. Ever.

Wednesday, June 28, 2017

Paris Can Wait (2017)






Directed by: Eleanor Coppola

Written by: Eleanor Coppola

Starring: Diane Lane, Arnaud Viard, & Alec Baldwin






DON'T EVER SEE THIS MOVIE!


Horrible, horrible!

Anne (Lane) is married to Michael (Baldwin), some executive in the entertainment business.  When he needs to travel to Budapest? (I think.), Anne complains that her ears hurt and she'll meet Michael in Paris.  She decides to take a train, but is convinced to travel with Michael's business partner Jacques (Viard) by car.  Instead of getting there overnight, it turns into the longest car ride of her life.

The worse thing about this movie, besides the plot, is that the film kept teasing you that something was going to happen, and it never did.

The plot is boring and it's basically just Lane and Viard on a car ride enjoying the sights to get to Paris.  There is supposable chemistry between the two characters, but Michael and exes of Jacques keep being brought up that it steers you off course.

I was bored out of my mind and eager at the same time to see what would happen.  Huge disappointment.

1 Kernel.



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